Category: Joke Board
The Only Seat
The only seat available on the train was adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog.
The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat.
The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little
Fifi is using that seat?"
The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, he found himself again facing the woman
with the dog.
Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."
The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant."
The American didn't say anything else he just leaned over, picked up the dog, and tossed it out of the train. He then sat down in the empty seat.
The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the American.
An Englishmen sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat
holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
absolutely fantastic! lol
lol, fabulous!
haha! good1.
hey it had me for a minute then I laughed.